1 00:00:02,089 --> 00:00:03,960 - HEY! COACH MARTY DANIELS 2 00:00:04,004 --> 00:00:06,006 FROM BLUE MOUNTAIN STATE HERE. 3 00:00:06,049 --> 00:00:08,225 WHEN I'M NOT WINNING NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIPS, 4 00:00:08,269 --> 00:00:11,663 - I LIKE TO EAT AT GREG JAMES' CHICKEN SHACK. 5 00:00:11,707 --> 00:00:15,189 TAKE IT FROM ME-- THESE GUYS KNOW CHICKEN. 6 00:00:15,232 --> 00:00:17,234 THEY KNOW HOW TO BREAD IT, FRY IT 7 00:00:17,278 --> 00:00:19,541 AND PUT IT IN A FAMILY FUN BUCKET. 8 00:00:19,584 --> 00:00:22,674 WHAT COULD BE BETTER? THEY'VE GOT BREASTS. 9 00:00:22,718 --> 00:00:26,200 THEY'VE GOT LEGS. THEY'VE GOT WINGS. 10 00:00:26,243 --> 00:00:29,290 SO COME ON DOWN TO GREG JAMES' CHICKEN SHACK 11 00:00:29,333 --> 00:00:31,031 ON ROUTE 34. 12 00:00:31,074 --> 00:00:32,728 THEY TAKE GOOD CARE OF YOU HERE. 13 00:00:37,211 --> 00:00:40,649 - Man: CAN YOU FEEL THAT? 14 00:00:43,608 --> 00:00:47,308 YOU BETTER HOLD ON. THIS ONE'S ABOUT TO GET BUMPY. 15 00:00:48,874 --> 00:00:51,181 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 16 00:00:51,225 --> 00:00:52,835 ♪ HELL YEAH 17 00:00:52,878 --> 00:00:54,402 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 18 00:00:54,445 --> 00:00:57,840 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 19 00:00:57,883 --> 00:01:00,103 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 20 00:01:00,147 --> 00:01:03,498 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 21 00:01:03,541 --> 00:01:06,457 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW. 22 00:01:20,428 --> 00:01:23,474 DO YOU SEE-- IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS? 23 00:01:23,518 --> 00:01:25,824 LOOK AT THAT. 24 00:01:25,868 --> 00:01:28,436 - THIS IS COACH DANIELS' HOUSE? - Alex: YEAH. 25 00:01:28,479 --> 00:01:30,090 THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT. 26 00:01:30,133 --> 00:01:32,222 NO YEAH, THIS IS WHAT $4 MILLION A YEAR BUYS YOU. 27 00:01:32,266 --> 00:01:34,877 LOOK, A BASKETBALL COURT OVER THERE, A TENNIS COURT OVER HERE. 28 00:01:34,920 --> 00:01:37,575 I SHOULD BE A COACH, HUH? 29 00:01:45,322 --> 00:01:48,238 ♪ YOU WANNA PLAY, BUT NEVER WITH ME ♪ 30 00:01:48,282 --> 00:01:51,111 ♪ GONNA SHOVE IT DOWN YOUR THROAT... ♪ 31 00:01:51,154 --> 00:01:54,331 - OH YEAH! - I'M GONNA HAVE A HOUSE LIKE THIS SOMEDAY. 32 00:01:54,375 --> 00:01:56,942 - YEAH, MAN, AFTER-- WHEN WE DO THE COACH-- - RED BACK! 33 00:01:58,596 --> 00:02:01,686 OW, THAT STINGS. OW, THAT STINGS. OW, THAT STINGS. 34 00:02:01,730 --> 00:02:04,254 YOU KNOW WHAT? WHY DON'T YOU HIT THE ROAD, MASCOT? 35 00:02:04,298 --> 00:02:06,343 THIS IS A TEAM PARTY. 36 00:02:06,387 --> 00:02:09,172 LAST TIME I CHECKED, BODIE, YOU WEREN'T ON THE TEAM. 37 00:02:09,216 --> 00:02:11,435 THAT'S WHY THEY CALL IT THE PRACTICE SQUAD. 38 00:02:11,479 --> 00:02:14,177 OKAY, PRACTICE SQUAD, SHMACTICE SQUAD. 39 00:02:14,221 --> 00:02:17,354 I AM PART OF THIS TEAM, AND ONE DAY I'M GONNA RUN OUT ON THAT FIELD, 40 00:02:17,398 --> 00:02:19,400 DRESSED IN THE BLUE AND ORANGE, JUST LIKE YOU. 41 00:02:22,359 --> 00:02:24,231 HE JUST SPIT IN MY BEER! 42 00:02:24,274 --> 00:02:27,277 GOD, THAT GUY SUCKS. 43 00:02:27,321 --> 00:02:29,410 HEY, GOOD TO SEE YOU. THANKS FOR COMING. 44 00:02:29,453 --> 00:02:32,935 - HOW YOU DOING? GOOD TO SEE-- - Man: MARTY! 45 00:02:32,978 --> 00:02:36,417 HEY-HEY-HEY, GREAT COOKOUT! 46 00:02:36,460 --> 00:02:38,549 THE BOOSTERS REALLY APPRECIATE YOU HAVING US OVER LIKE THIS. 47 00:02:38,593 --> 00:02:40,464 WELL, GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT, GREG. 48 00:02:40,508 --> 00:02:42,510 OH, HEY, BEFORE I FORGET. 49 00:02:42,553 --> 00:02:46,340 I GOT THAT CHECK FOR THE CHICKEN SHACK SPOT YOU DID FOR ME. 50 00:02:46,383 --> 00:02:48,342 I FIGURED SINCE I WAS GONNA BE SEEING YOU, 51 00:02:48,385 --> 00:02:49,952 I'D JUST GIVE IT TO YOU MYSELF. 52 00:02:49,995 --> 00:02:52,476 I PUT A LITTLE EXTRA IN THERE FOR YOU. 53 00:02:52,520 --> 00:02:54,391 WHY'S THAT? 54 00:02:54,435 --> 00:02:56,393 WELL, IT'S MY SON BODIE'S SENIOR YEAR. 55 00:02:56,437 --> 00:02:59,614 YOU KNOW, HE'S BEEN ON YOUR PRACTICE SQUAD FOR FOUR YEARS NOW. 56 00:02:59,657 --> 00:03:02,921 - RED BACK! WHOO! 57 00:03:02,965 --> 00:03:05,272 IN YOUR FACE! 58 00:03:05,315 --> 00:03:08,405 IT'D JUST BE GREAT IF YOU'D LET HIM DRESS FOR A GAME THIS SEASON. 59 00:03:08,449 --> 00:03:11,626 WE GOT A REALLY TOUGH PART OF OUR SCHEDULE COMING UP, 60 00:03:11,669 --> 00:03:13,454 BUT I'M GONNA THINK ABOUT IT. 61 00:03:13,497 --> 00:03:16,544 YOU KNOW, COACH, FAR BE IT FROM ME TO MEDDLE. 62 00:03:16,587 --> 00:03:19,242 I'M JUST TRYING TO BE YOUR FRIEND HERE, 63 00:03:19,286 --> 00:03:21,984 BUT AFTER THAT SHITTY SEASON YOU HAD LAST YEAR, 64 00:03:22,027 --> 00:03:24,291 I THINK YOU CAN USE ALL THE FRIENDS YOU CAN GET. 65 00:03:24,334 --> 00:03:25,814 AM I RIGHT? 66 00:03:25,857 --> 00:03:28,817 SO YOU DO THINK ABOUT IT. 67 00:03:28,860 --> 00:03:30,558 AND HEY, THANKS AGAIN 68 00:03:30,601 --> 00:03:33,387 FOR THE BARBECUE, YEAH. 69 00:03:39,175 --> 00:03:42,222 WHEN I GO PRO NEXT YEAR, I'M GOING TO HAVE A HOUSE 50 TIMES THIS SIZE 70 00:03:42,265 --> 00:03:44,398 JUST TO HOLD MY FUR COATS AND CORVETTES. 71 00:03:44,441 --> 00:03:47,270 MAN, YOU'RE GONNA LOOK SO GOOD IN A FUR COAT. 72 00:03:47,314 --> 00:03:49,185 TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW. 73 00:03:49,229 --> 00:03:52,232 YOU KNOW WHO REALLY HAS IT MADE? THE BUTLERS. 74 00:03:52,275 --> 00:03:54,495 LOOK AT THEM THERE WITH THEIR FANCY TIES 75 00:03:54,538 --> 00:03:56,801 AND THEIR FANCY DRINK AND THEIR FANCY HOUSE. 76 00:03:56,845 --> 00:03:58,368 THEY WORK FOR THE CATERING COMPANY. 77 00:03:58,412 --> 00:04:00,501 - DRINK, SIR? - THANK YOU, YOUR MAJESTY. 78 00:04:00,544 --> 00:04:03,112 MAN, WE NEED TO BE LIVING LIKE THIS! 79 00:04:03,155 --> 00:04:06,028 COACH MAKING ALL THIS MONEY OFF OF US AND WE AIN'T GETTING NOTHING. 80 00:04:06,071 --> 00:04:07,812 MAN, I WANT SOME BUTLERS. 81 00:04:07,856 --> 00:04:10,772 HOW CAN YOU GUYS BE COMPLAINING RIGHT NOW? THIS IS PERFECT! 82 00:04:10,815 --> 00:04:13,557 AND IF YOU WANT NICE STUFF, THAT'S EASY-- JUST GET AN AGENT. 83 00:04:13,601 --> 00:04:17,300 - I ALREADY GOT AN AGENT. - NO, I CAN'T GET AN AGENT. I GOT BUSTED IN HIGH SCHOOL 84 00:04:17,344 --> 00:04:18,780 FOR GETTING FREE KARATE LESSONS. 85 00:04:18,823 --> 00:04:21,826 EVER SINCE THEN, THEY BEEN WATCHING ME LIKE A HAWK. 86 00:04:21,870 --> 00:04:24,742 - KARATE LESSONS? - YEAH, MAN, I CAN CHOP A PERPETRATOR IN HALF. 87 00:04:26,744 --> 00:04:29,051 THAT'S PRETTY GOOD. 88 00:04:29,094 --> 00:04:31,488 SO THEN YOU JUST REGGIE BUSH IT. 89 00:04:31,532 --> 00:04:33,795 YOU GET A GO-BETWEEN TO TALK TO THE AGENTS FOR YOU. 90 00:04:33,838 --> 00:04:36,580 I MEAN, I COULD DO IT. WE'LL PUT EVERYTHING IN SAMMY'S NAME 91 00:04:36,624 --> 00:04:39,453 SO THAT IT DOESN'T GET TRACED BACK TO EITHER ONE OF US. 92 00:04:39,496 --> 00:04:42,456 - SOUNDS GOOD TO ME. - WAIT, HOLD ON. WHAT'S IN IT FOR YOU? 93 00:04:42,499 --> 00:04:45,110 - I'M JUST LOOKING OUT FOR MY QUARTERBACK. - MM-HMM. 94 00:04:45,154 --> 00:04:47,199 AND IF I HAPPEN TO GET A NEW CAR AT THE END OF THE DAY, 95 00:04:47,243 --> 00:04:50,333 - THEN SO BE IT. - HEY, I NEED $40 FROM EACH OF YOU 96 00:04:50,377 --> 00:04:52,509 TO REIMBURSE COACH FOR THE FOOD AND DRINKS. 97 00:04:52,553 --> 00:04:54,468 - I DON'T EVEN HAVE A JOB! 98 00:04:54,511 --> 00:04:57,384 SORRY, FELLAS. NCAA RULES. 99 00:04:59,516 --> 00:05:02,998 - SO ARE YOU IN? - SHIT YEAH, I'M IN. 100 00:05:06,523 --> 00:05:08,656 OKAY, SO HERE'S THE PLAN. 101 00:05:08,699 --> 00:05:11,223 WE'RE GONNA CREATE A SMALL BIDDING WAR FOR RADON. 102 00:05:11,267 --> 00:05:13,661 TWO AGENTS ONLY. WE'RE GONNA GIVE THEM RADON'S LIST, 103 00:05:13,704 --> 00:05:15,793 AND THEN ASK FOR SOMETHING FOR OURSELVES. 104 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:18,753 - MOTORCYCLES. - NO, TOO BIG. DON'T WANNA DRAW ATTENTION. 105 00:05:18,796 --> 00:05:21,451 - MINI-MOTORCYCLES? - OH YEAH, MAYBE, YEAH. I LOVE THOSE. 106 00:05:21,495 --> 00:05:23,366 THEY GO WHOO! ANYWAY. 107 00:05:23,410 --> 00:05:26,108 THE BOTTOM LINE IS IS THE GUY WHO COMES THROUGH FOR US 108 00:05:26,151 --> 00:05:28,632 - WINS THE RADON SWEEPSTAKES. - RIGHT. 109 00:05:28,676 --> 00:05:30,982 THERE'S THE FIRST GUY RIGHT THERE. LET'S GO. 110 00:05:36,205 --> 00:05:37,902 MR. LAVEY. 111 00:05:37,946 --> 00:05:39,730 - I'M ALEX. THIS IS SAMMY. - GREAT. 112 00:05:39,774 --> 00:05:42,254 THAT'S GREAT. I LOVE IT. NICE TO MEET YOU, BOYS. 113 00:05:43,995 --> 00:05:47,390 SO WHO IS READY TO TALK RADON? 114 00:05:47,434 --> 00:05:48,783 WE ARE. 115 00:05:48,826 --> 00:05:52,613 THIS IS A LIST OF HIS INITIAL REQUESTS. 116 00:05:52,656 --> 00:05:55,616 GREAT, THAT'S GREAT. THEY'RE ALL DOABLE. 117 00:05:55,659 --> 00:05:59,184 OF COURSE, I'M GONNA NEED SOMETHING IN WRITING FIRST. 118 00:05:59,228 --> 00:06:01,361 MR. LAVEY, DON'T INSULT US, OKAY? 119 00:06:01,404 --> 00:06:03,711 LOOK, WE'VE GOT GUYS LINING UP TO GET IN WITH RADON. 120 00:06:03,754 --> 00:06:06,670 IF YOU'RE NOT WILLING TO PLAY BALL, THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER AGENTS 121 00:06:06,714 --> 00:06:09,107 WHO ARE JUST WAITING FOR THE CHANCE. 122 00:06:09,151 --> 00:06:12,589 I'M NOT IN BUSINESS TO LOSE MONEY, I'M IN IT TO MAKE MONEY, AND YOU TELL HIM THAT... 123 00:06:12,633 --> 00:06:16,071 NOW IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US, OUR 12:30 IS HERE. 124 00:06:16,114 --> 00:06:18,290 GOOD DAY, SIR. 125 00:06:21,337 --> 00:06:24,427 BLUE 18, BLUE 18. 126 00:06:24,471 --> 00:06:27,691 SET, HUT! 127 00:06:33,088 --> 00:06:34,785 - BOOM! 128 00:06:34,829 --> 00:06:36,657 HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES, BITCH? 129 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:39,355 YEAH, NICE HIT, BODIE! 130 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:42,358 YOU GOTTA LOVE THAT HEART, COACH, HUH? 131 00:06:43,620 --> 00:06:45,970 WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU, MAN? THIS IS PRACTICE! 132 00:06:46,014 --> 00:06:47,885 WE'RE TALKING ABOUT PRACTICE, MAN! 133 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:51,585 IF YOU HAD HALF THE HEART THAT I HAVE, YOU'D BE A STAR. 134 00:06:51,628 --> 00:06:53,717 YOU DON'T THINK I'M A STAR? 135 00:06:53,761 --> 00:06:56,241 HEY! 136 00:06:56,285 --> 00:06:59,680 LISTEN, YOUR JOB IS TO GET THE SHIT KICKED OUT OF YOU EVERY DAY. 137 00:06:59,723 --> 00:07:02,204 YOU HIT MY STARTING QUARTERBACK LIKE THAT AGAIN, 138 00:07:02,247 --> 00:07:05,207 I'LL KICK THE SHIT OUT OF YOU. DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? 139 00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:08,123 COACH, I'M FIVE-FOOT-NOTHING, 140 00:07:08,166 --> 00:07:09,907 AND I WEIGH 100 AND NOTHING, 141 00:07:09,951 --> 00:07:12,519 AND I AM OUT THERE DAY AFTER DAY 142 00:07:12,562 --> 00:07:15,478 COMPETING WITH THE BEST FOOTBALL TEAM IN THE NATION. 143 00:07:15,522 --> 00:07:18,046 THAT DESERVES A LITTLE RESPECT. 144 00:07:19,917 --> 00:07:22,703 OH, AND IF YOU TOUCH ME AGAIN, 145 00:07:22,746 --> 00:07:25,401 MY DAD WILL SUE YOU. 146 00:07:26,707 --> 00:07:29,753 HEY, WHOSE WATCH IS THIS? 147 00:07:29,797 --> 00:07:31,799 IT'S MY WATCH, MAN. 148 00:07:31,842 --> 00:07:33,453 MORAN HOOKED ME UP. 149 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:35,542 WHY ARE YOU WEARING TWO WATCHES? 150 00:07:35,585 --> 00:07:37,761 'CAUSE, MAN, ONE'S FOR PARIS AND ONE'S FOR NEW YORK. 151 00:07:37,805 --> 00:07:40,764 MORAN, I WANT IN ON THIS. MY AGENT SUCKS. 152 00:07:40,808 --> 00:07:43,288 I'M NOT TAKING NEW CLIENTS AT THIS TIME. 153 00:07:43,332 --> 00:07:45,290 HE KNOWS THE TIME IN PARIS. HOOK YOUR CAPTAIN UP. 154 00:07:45,334 --> 00:07:48,032 FINE, I'LL DO IT, BUT YOU HAVE TO OPEN MY BEERS 155 00:07:48,076 --> 00:07:51,601 - FOR THE REST OF THE SEASON. - DEAL. 156 00:07:51,645 --> 00:07:53,734 HUT! 157 00:07:56,432 --> 00:08:00,349 - BODIE! BODIE! BODIE! 158 00:08:00,392 --> 00:08:04,440 - BODIE! BODIE! BODIE! - Radon: IT'S PRACTICE. 159 00:08:04,484 --> 00:08:06,834 THAT'S MY BOY! 160 00:08:06,877 --> 00:08:08,836 I HATE THAT KID. 161 00:08:09,140 --> 00:08:11,882 WE'RE GONNA GO INSIDE. WE'RE GONNA GO OUTSIDE. INSIDE, OUTSIDE! 162 00:08:11,926 --> 00:08:13,580 WE'RE GONNA GET THEM ON THE RUN, BOYS. 163 00:08:13,623 --> 00:08:15,973 AND THEN WHEN WE GOT 'EM ON THE RUN, WE'RE NOT GONNA STOP. 164 00:08:16,017 --> 00:08:17,758 THEY CAN'T LICK US. WHAT DO YOU SAY, MEN? 165 00:08:17,801 --> 00:08:20,935 - EVERYBODY HATES YOU! - JEEZ! 166 00:08:20,978 --> 00:08:23,938 HEY, MAN, WHAT YOU-- YOU TRYING TO ONE-UP ME? 167 00:08:23,981 --> 00:08:26,897 OH, I DON'T KNOW. AM I? 168 00:08:26,941 --> 00:08:28,508 MORAN GOT ME THESE. 169 00:08:28,551 --> 00:08:31,989 I'M DOING PARIS, NEW YORK AND BOSTON. 170 00:08:32,033 --> 00:08:35,297 OH, DID HE GET YOU ONE OF THESE? 171 00:08:35,340 --> 00:08:37,517 IS THAT GOLD? 172 00:08:37,560 --> 00:08:40,084 YEAH, THERE'S NO BETTER FEELING 173 00:08:40,128 --> 00:08:42,783 THAN GOLD RUBBING AGAINST YOUR BALLS. 174 00:08:42,826 --> 00:08:46,177 I'VE BEEN SAYING THAT FOR YEARS. 175 00:08:46,221 --> 00:08:49,006 MORAN, I'M GONNA NEED ONE OF THOSE. 176 00:08:49,050 --> 00:08:51,269 BUT WAY BIGGER! 177 00:08:51,313 --> 00:08:53,663 THAT'S FUNNY, BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE A BEER IN MY HAND. 178 00:08:53,707 --> 00:08:56,100 I GOT ONE. I GOT ONE. HERE YOU GO. 179 00:08:56,144 --> 00:08:58,146 THERE YOU GO. 180 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:03,934 - HEY, MORAN, YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD REALLY KICK ASS? - HMMM? 181 00:09:03,978 --> 00:09:06,197 IF YOU ALL MARCHED INTO COACH DANIELS' OFFICE 182 00:09:06,241 --> 00:09:07,938 AND YOU LAID DOWN YOUR JERSEYS FOR ME 183 00:09:07,982 --> 00:09:09,940 SO I CAN DRESS IN YOUR PLACE ON SATURDAY. 184 00:09:13,640 --> 00:09:15,685 WELL, COME ON, YOU ASSHOLES! 185 00:09:17,295 --> 00:09:19,254 OH GOD! 186 00:09:21,386 --> 00:09:24,564 THERE HE IS. JUST THE GUY I'M LOOKING FOR. 187 00:09:24,607 --> 00:09:27,392 - THANKS FOR MEETING WITH ME. - NO PROBLEM. WHERE'S ALEX? 188 00:09:27,436 --> 00:09:29,612 HE COULDN'T MAKE IT. IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, SPORT. 189 00:09:29,656 --> 00:09:31,440 CAN WE GET THIS GUY A CUPCAKE? 190 00:09:31,483 --> 00:09:33,268 WOW, THANKS. 191 00:09:33,311 --> 00:09:36,706 HEY, WHEN YOU'RE HAPPY, I'M HAPPY. 192 00:09:36,750 --> 00:09:38,926 WHICH BRINGS ME TO WHY I BROUGHT YOU HERE. 193 00:09:38,969 --> 00:09:41,929 SCULLY, I WANT TO KNOW WHAT I CAN DO FOR YOU. 194 00:09:41,972 --> 00:09:43,583 IT'S SAMMY. AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN? 195 00:09:43,626 --> 00:09:46,673 I MEAN, IN A FEW YEARS, ALEX AND ALL OF YOUR FOOTBALL BUDDIES-- 196 00:09:46,716 --> 00:09:48,892 THEY'RE ALL GONNA BE PRO-ATHLETE MILLIONAIRES. 197 00:09:48,936 --> 00:09:51,591 YOU'VE GOTTA START THINKING ABOUT WHERE THAT LEAVES YOU. 198 00:09:51,634 --> 00:09:54,115 YEAH, WELL, ALEX ISN'T GOING PRO. 199 00:09:54,158 --> 00:09:55,943 HE WANTS TO BE A GYM TEACHER. 200 00:09:55,986 --> 00:09:57,814 - A GYM TEACHER? - YEAH. 201 00:09:57,858 --> 00:09:59,599 TRUST ME, SKIPPY. 202 00:09:59,642 --> 00:10:02,950 WHEN THAT MILLION-DOLLAR CONTRACT IS STARING ALEX IN THE FACE, 203 00:10:02,993 --> 00:10:06,214 HE'S GOING PRO. AND YOU ARE GONNA BE LEFT IN THE REARVIEW MIRROR. 204 00:10:06,257 --> 00:10:09,739 SEE, GUYS LIKE US, WE'VE GOTTA MAKE OUR MONEY WHEN WE CAN. 205 00:10:09,783 --> 00:10:11,480 YOU STICK WITH ME AND IN FOUR YEARS 206 00:10:11,523 --> 00:10:13,961 YOU COULD BE LIVING IN A HOUSE MADE OF GOLD. 207 00:10:14,004 --> 00:10:16,659 - DO THEY EVEN MAKE THOSE? - SHIT YEAH, IF YOU'RE RICH ENOUGH. 208 00:10:16,703 --> 00:10:18,922 BUT WHAT I NEED FROM YOU FIRST 209 00:10:18,966 --> 00:10:21,882 ARE WRITTEN PROMISES FROM THAD AND RADON. 210 00:10:21,925 --> 00:10:25,363 YOU GET ME THOSE PROMISES AND I'LL GET YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT. 211 00:10:25,407 --> 00:10:27,061 ANYTHING THAT I WANT? 212 00:10:29,106 --> 00:10:31,065 ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY 213 00:10:31,108 --> 00:10:33,850 ♪ WORD TO YOUR MAMA 214 00:10:33,894 --> 00:10:36,374 ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY 215 00:10:36,418 --> 00:10:39,073 ♪ WORD TO YOUR MAMA 216 00:10:39,116 --> 00:10:41,945 ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY 217 00:10:41,989 --> 00:10:44,078 ♪ WORD TO YOUR MAMA 218 00:10:44,121 --> 00:10:47,081 ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY 219 00:10:47,124 --> 00:10:48,996 ♪ WORD TO YOUR MAMA... 220 00:11:03,706 --> 00:11:07,362 YES! YES. THIS IS AMAZING. 221 00:11:07,405 --> 00:11:09,364 IT LOOKS JUST LIKE ME. 222 00:11:09,407 --> 00:11:11,105 HEY, MAN, I WANT ONE OF THOSE. 223 00:11:11,148 --> 00:11:13,411 WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT GET HIM ONE OF THESE. 224 00:11:13,455 --> 00:11:15,413 LISTEN, BEFORE I DO ANYTHING, 225 00:11:15,457 --> 00:11:17,328 I NEED YOU GUYS TO SIGN THESE PAPERS, OKAY? 226 00:11:17,372 --> 00:11:20,549 IT'S PROOF OF DELIVERY. NO BIG DEAL. DON'T EVEN BOTHER READING IT. 227 00:11:20,592 --> 00:11:23,857 YOU JUST SAID THE MAGIC WORDS-- NO READING. 228 00:11:23,900 --> 00:11:26,163 ♪ SOME TAKE TIME, OTHERS STRAIGHT DEVOUR ♪ 229 00:11:26,207 --> 00:11:29,079 ♪ SOME MAKE IT RAIN AND SOME MAKE IT SHOWER ♪ 230 00:11:29,123 --> 00:11:31,125 ♪ CORRUPT POLITICIANS DRUNK OFF THE POWER ♪ 231 00:11:31,168 --> 00:11:33,736 ♪ FACE IT, YOU'RE ALL OVER THE INTERNET BROWSER ♪ 232 00:11:33,780 --> 00:11:36,260 ♪ SUPPORT WAR STATIONS, CREATE TEMPTATION ♪ 233 00:11:36,304 --> 00:11:38,741 ♪ ADDRESS THE NATION, RECEIVE AN OVATION ♪ 234 00:11:38,785 --> 00:11:41,091 ♪ ENJOY IT WHILE IT LASTS 'CAUSE YOUR END IS NEAR ♪ 235 00:11:41,135 --> 00:11:43,528 ♪ IN GREED YOU TRUST, THEY NEED TO SELL MORE FEAR ♪ 236 00:11:43,572 --> 00:11:46,227 ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY 237 00:11:46,270 --> 00:11:48,316 ♪ WORD TO YOUR MAMA 238 00:11:48,359 --> 00:11:50,797 ♪ IT'S ALL ABOUT MONEY 239 00:11:50,840 --> 00:11:53,538 ♪ WORD TO YOUR MAMA. 240 00:12:15,125 --> 00:12:18,999 HEY, ALEX. I HEAR YOU'RE A GUY WHO CAN GET STUFF. 241 00:12:19,042 --> 00:12:22,045 - YOU HEARD WRONG, BODIE. - HEY, DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE, ASSHOLE. 242 00:12:22,089 --> 00:12:24,178 YOU KNOW WHAT? I'VE GIVEN FOUR YEARS 243 00:12:24,221 --> 00:12:26,136 MAKING YOU IDIOTS BETTER PLAYERS 244 00:12:26,180 --> 00:12:28,269 AND THEY WON'T EVEN LET ME INTO THE PARTY. 245 00:12:28,312 --> 00:12:30,793 YOU KNOW WHAT? IF YOU HAD HALF THE HEART THAT I HAVE-- 246 00:12:30,837 --> 00:12:34,014 WE'D BE STARS BY NOW. YEAH, GOT IT. 247 00:12:34,057 --> 00:12:36,233 NO. HEY, YOU KNOW WHAT? 248 00:12:36,277 --> 00:12:38,670 YOU JERKS HAVE MESSED WITH THE WRONG CHAMPION. 249 00:12:38,714 --> 00:12:40,890 I WANT WHAT'S MINE! 250 00:12:42,849 --> 00:12:45,068 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 251 00:12:45,112 --> 00:12:47,114 ♪ HELL YEAH 252 00:12:47,157 --> 00:12:48,811 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 253 00:12:48,855 --> 00:12:52,032 ♪ AND GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 254 00:12:52,075 --> 00:12:54,643 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW, RIGHT NOW ♪ 255 00:12:54,686 --> 00:12:57,994 ♪ GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH ♪ 256 00:12:58,038 --> 00:12:59,996 ♪ STAND UP RIGHT NOW 257 00:13:00,040 --> 00:13:02,912 ♪ AND GIVE ME A HELL, GIVE ME A YEAH... ♪ 258 00:13:02,956 --> 00:13:05,088 Sammy: WHOO! HOLY SHIT! YOU LOOK GREAT. 259 00:13:05,132 --> 00:13:07,525 ALEX BUDDY! 260 00:13:07,569 --> 00:13:10,746 HOW YOU DOING, HUH? YOU SEE THAT MUSTANG OUTSIDE? 261 00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:14,706 IT'S YOURS, ALL RIGHT? CONSIDER IT AN EARLY BIRTHDAY PRESENT. 262 00:13:14,750 --> 00:13:16,752 SAMMY, WHAT IS GOING ON HERE? 263 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,973 OH SHIT, MAN. I'VE BEEN MEANING TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT THIS, ALL RIGHT? 264 00:13:20,016 --> 00:13:21,670 YOU'RE OUT. YOU'RE OUT. 265 00:13:21,713 --> 00:13:24,194 - OUT OF WHAT? - OUT OF ALL THIS, OKAY? 266 00:13:24,238 --> 00:13:26,240 IT'S A LITTLE TOO RISKY FOR YOU. 267 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,982 PEOPLE AT THE DINER ARE STARTING TO TALK, ALL RIGHT? 268 00:13:29,025 --> 00:13:31,636 YOU GOT A PRO CAREER TO WORRY ABOUT. YOU DON'T NEED THIS. 269 00:13:31,680 --> 00:13:33,769 WAIT WAIT. YOU WENT TO THE DINER WITHOUT ME? 270 00:13:33,813 --> 00:13:35,945 I HAD A COUPLE OF CUPCAKES. IT DOESN'T MATTER. 271 00:13:35,989 --> 00:13:39,949 WHAT MATTERS IS I'M RUNNING THE OPERATION NOW, ALL RIGHT? 272 00:13:39,993 --> 00:13:42,996 EVERYONE'S HAPPY. EVERYONE'S MAKING MONEY. 273 00:13:43,039 --> 00:13:44,345 BUT YOU'RE STILL OUT, OKAY? 274 00:13:44,388 --> 00:13:47,827 HEY, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT SOME TANNING BEDS, MAN. 275 00:13:47,870 --> 00:13:51,134 TAKE YOUR GODDAMN HANDS OFF MY SHOULDER! 276 00:13:51,178 --> 00:13:52,919 I'M TALKING TO SOMEBODY HERE. 277 00:13:52,962 --> 00:13:55,138 ALL RIGHT, YOU GOT IT, MAN. YOU'RE THE MAN. 278 00:13:55,182 --> 00:13:58,838 SAMMY, THESE GUYS ARE PROS. I DON'T THINK YOU REALIZE WHAT YOU'RE INVOLVED IN HERE. 279 00:13:58,881 --> 00:14:00,883 Man: COMING AT YOU LIVE FROM THE GOAT HOUSE. 280 00:14:00,927 --> 00:14:03,668 WE'D LIKE TO THANK SAMMY CACCIATORE 281 00:14:03,712 --> 00:14:06,236 FOR THROWING THIS LITTLE SHINDIG FOR US TONIGHT. 282 00:14:06,280 --> 00:14:08,804 YO, ALEX, THAT'S ME, OKAY? I GOTTA RUN. 283 00:14:08,848 --> 00:14:11,546 STOP ASKING QUESTIONS AND JUST ENJOY YOURSELF, ALL RIGHT? 284 00:14:11,589 --> 00:14:14,418 - GET THIS GUY A WHITE RUSSIAN. - AW, SHIT! 285 00:14:16,203 --> 00:14:19,162 OH YAY, THANKS. 286 00:14:19,206 --> 00:14:21,295 ♪ WITH A MANGLED CONCLUSION 287 00:14:21,338 --> 00:14:24,167 ♪ YOU'RE GONNA FOLLOW ME DOWN ♪ 288 00:14:24,211 --> 00:14:27,301 ♪ HANGMAN, DRINK FROM THE BOTTLE ♪ 289 00:14:27,344 --> 00:14:30,565 ♪ UNTIL THIS CITY TEARS US BOTH APART ♪ 290 00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,568 ♪ HANG, HANG. 291 00:14:37,833 --> 00:14:40,488 Coach Daniels: YOU SEE HOW THE "I" BACK GOES IN MOTION? 292 00:14:40,531 --> 00:14:43,795 - THEY ALWAYS COME BACK-- - MARTY, WE NEED TO TALK. 293 00:14:43,839 --> 00:14:45,536 NO, WE DON'T. 294 00:14:45,580 --> 00:14:48,800 BODIE IS DRESSING ON SATURDAY OR WE'RE GOING TO THE MEDIA. 295 00:14:48,844 --> 00:14:52,543 YEAH, EITHER I'M DRESSING OR I'M SINGING. IT'S YOUR CHOICE. 296 00:14:52,587 --> 00:14:54,067 SINGING ABOUT WHAT? 297 00:14:54,110 --> 00:14:56,069 YOUR PLAYERS HAVE BEEN TAKING ILLEGAL GIFTS 298 00:14:56,112 --> 00:14:58,158 FROM THIS GENTLEMAN. 299 00:14:58,201 --> 00:15:00,682 - Daniels: THAT'S BULLSHIT. - THEY HUSTLED ME AND COUNTLESS OTHERS. 300 00:15:00,725 --> 00:15:02,466 BUT THEY FORGOT THE FIRST RULE OF HUSTLING-- 301 00:15:02,510 --> 00:15:04,599 NEVER EVER PUT ANYTHING IN WRITING. 302 00:15:04,642 --> 00:15:07,689 SO WHAT'S IT GONNA BE, COACH? 303 00:15:07,732 --> 00:15:10,431 IT'D BE A SHAME TO SEE YOU STRIPPED OF ALL THOSE WINS AND TITLES. 304 00:15:10,474 --> 00:15:13,129 THAT'S GREAT, GREAT. 305 00:15:13,173 --> 00:15:15,175 OH, AND WHEN THAD AND RADON BECOME ELIGIBLE, 306 00:15:15,218 --> 00:15:17,046 YOU WILL DELIVER THEM TO ME. 307 00:15:17,090 --> 00:15:19,179 GET THE HELL OUT OF MY LOCKER ROOM. 308 00:15:19,222 --> 00:15:22,356 - I'M DRESSING, COACH. - GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE, ALL OF YOU! 309 00:15:29,319 --> 00:15:32,322 WHO THE HELL IS SAMMY CACCIATORE? 310 00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:34,411 ♪ SOMETHING LIKE THIS 311 00:15:40,765 --> 00:15:43,464 ♪ SOMETHING LIKE THIS. 312 00:16:08,619 --> 00:16:10,795 WELL, LOOK WHO WOKE UP. 313 00:16:10,839 --> 00:16:12,797 WHERE AM I? 314 00:16:12,841 --> 00:16:15,800 YOU'RE IN THE LION'S DEN, MY FRIEND. 315 00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:19,195 I'M REAL THIRSTY. 316 00:16:19,239 --> 00:16:20,936 GET HIM SOMETHING TO DRINK. 317 00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:23,199 YEAH, AND A CUPCAKE TOO. 318 00:16:25,419 --> 00:16:27,247 HEY, ALEX. 319 00:16:27,290 --> 00:16:31,077 SAMMY, DID THAD AND RADON SIGN PAPERS SAYING THEY'D GO WITH AGENTS? 320 00:16:31,120 --> 00:16:33,166 ONLY LIKE SIX OR SEVEN. I KEPT IT SMALL. 321 00:16:33,209 --> 00:16:34,776 DAMN IT, SAMMY. 322 00:16:34,819 --> 00:16:37,213 IT'S PAPER AND INK. IT DON'T MEAN NOTHING. 323 00:16:37,257 --> 00:16:39,955 LISTEN TO ME, YOU LITTLE SHIT. 324 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:41,957 I SPENT 20 YEARS BUILDING THIS TEAM. 325 00:16:42,001 --> 00:16:45,830 AND I'M NOT GONNA LOSE IT BECAUSE OF SOME CHEAP PUNK LIKE YOU. 326 00:16:45,874 --> 00:16:47,876 CHEAP PUNKS DON'T WEAR $50,000 WATCHES, 327 00:16:47,919 --> 00:16:50,313 OLD MAN. 328 00:16:50,357 --> 00:16:52,620 - I MEAN, IS THAT NECESSARY? - SHUT UP! 329 00:16:52,663 --> 00:16:54,187 NOW EVERY ILLEGAL ITEM 330 00:16:54,230 --> 00:16:56,972 THAT WAS GIVEN TO MY PLAYERS ARE IN HIS NAME, 331 00:16:57,016 --> 00:16:59,496 AND YOU'RE BEING NAMED PERSONALLY BY THESE AGENTS, MORAN. 332 00:16:59,540 --> 00:17:02,412 NOW TOMORROW I'M GONNA STAND BEFORE THE MEDIA 333 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:04,806 AND EXPLAIN TO THEM EXACTLY WHAT I KNOW. 334 00:17:04,849 --> 00:17:08,810 AND WHAT I KNOW IS THAT YOU TWO ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS. 335 00:17:08,853 --> 00:17:10,986 NOW YOU'RE GONNA HAND IN YOUR UNIFORMS, 336 00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:14,120 APOLOGIZE AND THAT'S GONNA BE THE END OF THIS. 337 00:17:16,122 --> 00:17:19,125 SAMMY, WHY'D YOU DO IT, HMM? 338 00:17:19,168 --> 00:17:21,692 WE HAD SUCH A GOOD THING GOING. WHY? 339 00:17:21,736 --> 00:17:23,912 THE POWER, ALEX. 340 00:17:23,955 --> 00:17:27,046 THE POWER. 341 00:17:27,089 --> 00:17:29,439 AND THE LITTLE MOTORCYCLE TOO. 342 00:17:29,483 --> 00:17:31,746 RIGHT. 343 00:17:31,789 --> 00:17:34,749 HEY, MAN, IF YOU'RE OFF THE TEAM, THEN WHO'S GONNA BE MY PROBLEM-SOLVER? 344 00:17:34,792 --> 00:17:38,100 BRO, YOU CAN BUY YOUR OWN NOW. 345 00:17:38,144 --> 00:17:41,234 HEY, I'VE WORKED JUST HARD ENOUGH TO GET TO WHERE I AM RIGHT NOW, 346 00:17:41,277 --> 00:17:44,019 AND I'M NOT GIVING THAT UP. NOW I HAVE A PLAN, 347 00:17:44,063 --> 00:17:46,978 BUT IT MIGHT REQUIRE YOU GUYS HAVING TO GIVE UP SOME OF YOUR STUFF. 348 00:17:47,022 --> 00:17:50,025 NO, ABSOLUTELY NOT. 349 00:17:50,069 --> 00:17:52,375 LOOK, IF I GO DOWN, ALL THIS STUFF GOES AWAY ANYWAY. 350 00:17:52,419 --> 00:17:56,379 SO IF WE DO IT MY WAY, THEN YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO KEEP THE FUR COATS. 351 00:17:56,423 --> 00:18:00,079 MM-HMM. 352 00:18:00,122 --> 00:18:03,082 OH, MAN! 353 00:18:05,171 --> 00:18:07,173 - YEAH, COME IN. 354 00:18:09,523 --> 00:18:12,134 COACH... 355 00:18:12,178 --> 00:18:15,137 I WANT BODIE TO DRESS IN MY PLACE FOR THE GAME ON SATURDAY. 356 00:18:15,181 --> 00:18:16,921 DON'T BE RIDICULOUS. 357 00:18:19,141 --> 00:18:22,623 HEY, YOU'RE THE TEAM CAPTAIN-- ACT LIKE IT. 358 00:18:22,666 --> 00:18:25,234 I BELIEVE I AM, COACH. 359 00:18:29,020 --> 00:18:32,894 UM... AHEM. ME TOO, COACH. 360 00:18:32,937 --> 00:18:35,505 I WANT BODIE TO DRESS IN MY PLACE. 361 00:18:35,549 --> 00:18:38,856 OH, YOU DO? WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU? HEY! 362 00:18:38,900 --> 00:18:41,120 ARE YOU FREAKIN' KIDDING ME? 363 00:18:45,211 --> 00:18:48,127 WHAT IS THIS? WHAT'S GOING ON HERE? 364 00:18:49,563 --> 00:18:52,218 COACH-- HEAR ME OUT. 365 00:18:54,045 --> 00:18:56,222 HERE YOU GO. 366 00:18:56,265 --> 00:18:57,745 I'M DRESSING SATURDAY? 367 00:18:57,788 --> 00:18:59,834 OH, YEAH! 368 00:18:59,877 --> 00:19:01,792 NOT ONLY THAT, BUT YOU'RE STARTING. 369 00:19:01,836 --> 00:19:04,012 I LOVE YOU, DAD. 370 00:19:04,055 --> 00:19:05,796 I LOVE YOU, SON! 371 00:19:08,582 --> 00:19:11,019 I'M SORRY IT HAD TO BE LIKE THIS, MARTY, 372 00:19:11,062 --> 00:19:13,761 BUT I AM GLAD YOU CAME TO YOUR SENSES. 373 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:15,937 WHAT CAN I SAY, GREG? YOU GOT ME. 374 00:19:15,980 --> 00:19:17,286 I SURE DID! 375 00:19:18,592 --> 00:19:21,595 BODIE! BODIE! BODIE! 376 00:19:21,638 --> 00:19:23,162 YEAH! 377 00:19:23,205 --> 00:19:24,859 Coach Daniels: LADIES AND GENTLEMEN OF THE PRESS, 378 00:19:24,902 --> 00:19:26,774 THANK YOU FOR COMING HERE TODAY. 379 00:19:26,817 --> 00:19:29,777 IT'S COME TO MY ATTENTION THAT THE B.M.S. FOOTBALL PROGRAM 380 00:19:29,820 --> 00:19:33,911 HAS COMMITTED MAJOR NCAA RULE VIOLATIONS. 381 00:19:33,955 --> 00:19:37,219 NOW THESE VIOLATIONS ARE IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM 382 00:19:37,263 --> 00:19:39,221 UNIQUE TO OUR PROGRAM. 383 00:19:39,265 --> 00:19:42,529 THEY HAPPEN AT ALMOST ALL MAJOR SCHOOLS EVERY YEAR, 384 00:19:42,572 --> 00:19:45,227 BUT THEY ARE SERIOUS NONETHELESS. 385 00:19:45,271 --> 00:19:46,794 AND ONCE I WAS MADE AWARE 386 00:19:46,837 --> 00:19:48,796 THAT IT WAS HAPPENING UNDER MY ROOF, 387 00:19:48,839 --> 00:19:51,973 I IMMEDIATELY LAUNCHED AN INTERNAL INVESTIGATION... 388 00:19:58,109 --> 00:20:01,025 DURING WHICH WE DISCOVERED WE HAD A STUDENT-ATHLETE 389 00:20:01,069 --> 00:20:04,159 WHO WAS RECEIVING IMPROPER PAYMENTS AND BENEFITS 390 00:20:04,203 --> 00:20:07,031 FROM A LARGE NUMBER OF PREDATORY AGENTS. 391 00:20:10,121 --> 00:20:13,255 ♪ I CAN SEE HOW THE MIGHTY COULD FALL... ♪ 392 00:20:15,257 --> 00:20:18,869 Coach Daniels: I AND MY COACHING STAFF TOOK IMMEDIATE ACTION 393 00:20:18,913 --> 00:20:21,394 AND PLUCKED THAT BAD SEED FROM OUR TEAM. 394 00:20:21,437 --> 00:20:24,353 HIS NAME IS BODIE JAMES. 395 00:20:29,184 --> 00:20:31,142 ♪ I CAN SEE HOW THE MIGHTY COULD FALL... ♪ 396 00:20:31,186 --> 00:20:33,449 Coach Daniels: AND I ASSURE YOU, WE AT B.M.S. 397 00:20:33,493 --> 00:20:36,147 HAVE TAKEN THE DIFFICULT YET NECESSARY STEPS 398 00:20:36,191 --> 00:20:39,977 TO ENSURE THAT NOTHING LIKE THIS EVER HAPPENS AGAIN. 399 00:20:40,021 --> 00:20:42,632 ♪ I CAN SEE HOW THE MIGHTY COULD FALL... ♪ 400 00:20:45,983 --> 00:20:49,291 - THANK YOU. AND GO GOATS. 401 00:20:54,122 --> 00:20:56,951 ONE, TWO... 402 00:20:56,994 --> 00:20:58,953 THREE! 403 00:21:01,869 --> 00:21:04,001 YOU REALLY ALMOST SCREWED US BACK THERE. YOU KNOW THAT, RIGHT? 404 00:21:04,045 --> 00:21:07,222 YEAH. THANKS FOR THE RESCUE. 405 00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:09,616 CAN'T GET RID OF US THAT EASILY. 406 00:21:09,659 --> 00:21:13,402 MAN, I'M GONNA MISS THAT BIKE. 407 00:21:13,446 --> 00:21:15,491 I GOT A WAY YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET OVER IT. 408 00:21:17,058 --> 00:21:19,278 - MY GOD! HOW'D YOU GET TO KEEP IT? 409 00:21:19,321 --> 00:21:21,932 - I PUT IT IN MY FATHER'S NAME. - WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THAT? 410 00:21:21,976 --> 00:21:23,978 'CAUSE YOUR FATHER'S AN ASSHOLE. 411 00:21:24,021 --> 00:21:26,067 - HE WOULDN'T LET YOU. - THAT'S TRUE. 412 00:21:26,110 --> 00:21:28,852 MY FATHER IS AN ASSHOLE. 413 00:21:28,896 --> 00:21:30,767 LET'S GO FOR A RIDE. 414 00:21:30,811 --> 00:21:34,205 - YEAH? - YEAH. 415 00:21:34,249 --> 00:21:37,208 - Sammy: YEAH! WHOO-HOO-HOO! - ♪ YOU REPAIRED IT 416 00:21:37,252 --> 00:21:41,125 ♪ MY BROKEN HEART. 417 00:21:42,997 --> 00:21:45,739 Sammy's voice: TONIGHT'S EPISODE FEATURED MUSIC BY REV THEORY. 418 00:21:45,782 --> 00:21:48,785 AVAILABLE NOW AT... 419 00:22:00,144 --> 00:22:03,931 ♪ I CAN SEE HOW THE MIGHTY COULD FALL ♪ 420 00:22:09,850 --> 00:22:13,114 ♪ I CAN SEE HOW THE MIGHTY COULD FALL. ♪